April 2011
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Anonymous asked: You look like a brown Meryl Streep.
Today's Doctor Who
I need that little girl at the end explained to me now.
NEED.
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Anonymous asked: What is it you smell of?
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That ain't no damn puppy, Gina!: UNPOPULAR OLD... →
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1. i don’t think ava gardner is that pretty, and definitely not the most beautiful woman of old hollywood
2. CARLEY I HATE YOU akjsahjsajksj well its your opinion here goes…
Marilyn Monroe is overrated. She wasn’t, but she is now. Because now everybody and their mother knows her...
SOMETHING JUST SCRATCHED THE DOOR
Like, for five seconds straight.
It was probably a cat.
THAT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE READY TO KILL ME.
I just army-crawled from the kitchen to the dining room.
THERE WERE FOOTSTEPS.
I really want to call out for my mum, but I’m afraid of what they’ll do if they hear/see her coming down the stairs through the glass in the door.
I only wanted a glass of water.
I just heard a low rustling sound.
Oh God.
Oh God.
It’s probably a bodybag.
There are people waiting to kill me outside.
It is 4.16am. I came downstairs for a glass of water an hour and ten minutes ago, and have spent the past fifty-five minutes wedged between the kitchen doorframe and the oven, on the floor, knees drawn in close.
THERE IS SOMEBODY OUTSIDE.
I heard a noise right outside the front door - my kitchen is like a continuation of the hallway, so you can see straight through it when you’re standing...
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So much for higher education back-ups.
Forget that I may have already screwed up my chances, and that the cut-off point for hearing back from all universities isn’t for another two weeks.
I know that I am perfectly capable of getting into this particular institute.
I have the same predicted grades (more or less) as everybody else I know who has applied.
I have applied to do near enough the same course.
I have heard nothing....
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Elisabeth Sladen passed away this morning.
Doctor Who’s Sarah Jane Smith, also playing the same role in the spin-off show: The Sarah Jane Adventures.
I’m in shock. I didn’t think I would be (I had no idea she was ill, but I just wouldn’t have expected it’d be this difficult to get my head around). I loved her in Doctor Who. I really hope there’s some sort of tribute done by the BBC, even just an...
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Mmmm, sappy rant.
I really, really hate when people equate being trusting to being naive. And not necessarily the trust you’d give a person, but trust in general. Having a completely sincere belief that people are good, and the majority of things aren’t intrinsically bad, I mean.
It’s not that I don’t understand that certain people have had experiences that make them doubt it. It’d be...
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google offices - a look inside
fatpeoplemakemehappy:
omgitsliz:
Tumblr, we have found our playground.
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I have the most unsightly bug bite on my hand.
It looks a little bit like a burn, and I can’t help but feel that it’s a sign* telling me to stop revising so hard**.
* It’s on my left hand and I’m right-handed, but we can gloss over that for now. ** I made a giant table for English Lit. quotations, filled in three boxes (out of twenty-one) and stared forlornly at my Psychology and History textbooks. There was some...
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Easter revision.
This time two years ago, I was free. I was making plans to spend these two weeks off sleeping over at friends’ houses, going out, being a lazy idiot and whatnot. Right now?
TEXTBOOKS WILL END ME.
Things I will do today, study-wise: - Draw out a huge table for English Lit. quotations on some A3 card. - Make a bunch of cards to stick up around the house (Psychology). - Brief read/note-taking...
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Top 100 Books - The BBC Big Read (2003)
I came across this ages ago and noticed a lot of people noting which ones they had read. There’s no way this would be my personal top 100, at least, not in this order. Even so, I did perk up a bit when I heard about it.
Bold: Read Italics: Started and not finished. And that means a substantial part read, not like, “lololol page 2, SPARKNOTES AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON THIS RIGHT...
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It's been said millions of times before, I know.
But I’ve been wanting to get a word in for a while. So, for those who say - completely sincerely, and I really don’t mean the ones who say it lightheartedly and acknowledge the following factors - “I wish I lived back then”:
The clothes and make-up were really pretty. Though, of course, you’ll probably be wearing something slightly frumpier and more suited to home...
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As beautiful as Rita Hayworth was the way she's...
I do find it quite sad that people rarely mention the hairline electrolysis and skin lightening (though I think the latter is debatable? I heard it somewhere, but I’ve heard plenty of arguments against it, so I’m not sure). I have very little against cosmetic surgery/permanent makeovers, and I do find it irritating when people imply that you can’t be considered beautiful if your...
This year JULY has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
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MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
MORE MONEY FOR MY TATTOO, BITCHES
MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. lol the gifs
I like MONEY.
might as well.
o0o0o money
uuuuuuh
FOR THE MONEY
REBLOGGING FOR THE MONEY
lol to the gifs xD
REBLOGGING FOR THE GIFS...
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Anna Hazare
Worth reading, worth your attention.
NEW DELHI: Anna Hazare’s crusade against corruption is believed to have won the battle on Friday with the government relenting to the demands made by the veteran social activist, TV reports said. However, Hazare on Friday night announced that his fast has not ended and further added that he will take a final decision on Saturday and that the deadlock...
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For Drew:
Okay, so I started this post and then realised that they don’t have the Pushing Daisies “I used to be a jockey…[Emerson laugh/imitation]” clip ANYWHERE.
This calls for a stamp of fail.
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Oh God. Day made. Week made.
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Could only think one thing when this came up.
TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
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I want to cut a virus.
I have officially been struck down by a fluey cold. I’m not angry. It’s not like I was hoping this would be the first summer I’ve not been ill, with that suffocating feeling of sinus issues + hot weather. It’s not like I need to really focus on revision and that’s impossible to do when you need to reach for a tissue or some antibiotics every ten seconds. It’s...
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Nowhere is safe.
I went to get into bed yesterday night and found the most hideous looking bug crawling across the edge of my mattress. There was a tiny gap between that side and the wall, and in a blinding episode of I-THINK-NOT-KIND-SIR-ity, I pulled the mattress back to stop it from slipping down and getting out of my sight. It started climbing up the wall-side of the mattress that had been newly exposed, and...
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And yet, I have a tremendous amount of faith and belief in humanity. When it...
– Jon Foreman